“He’s destroying HOA property,” Linda Carver screamed into her phone, standing on my lawn in her cream blazer and designer sunglasses. I had a flathead screwdriver in my hand — removing an old plaque from my own fence. She called the police on me. She thought she was calling power. What she didn’t know was that the officer stepping out of that cruiser had learned to ride a bike on the same cracked driveway she was standing on. He had my last name on his badge. And he had watched the entire thing unfold on my porch camera. Linda thought she was about to win. She had no idea she was about to lose everything.
“He’s destroying HOA property,” Linda Carver screamed into her phone, standing on my lawn in her cream blazer and designer sunglasses. I had a flathead screwdriver in my hand — removing an old plaque from my own fence. She called the police on me. She thought she was calling power. What she didn’t know was…
