“I found out two women were arguing over me because I woke up at 2:13 in the morning needing water and heard my name through the kitchen wall.” At first, he thought he was dreaming. Then he heard his roommate say: “You can’t just call dibs on him.” He stayed barefoot on cold kitchen tile, listening like a complete idiot — and heard the part that made him believe. But he missed the part that would have saved him.
“I found out two women were arguing over me because I woke up at 2:13 in the morning needing water and heard my name through the kitchen wall.” At first, he thought he was dreaming. Then he heard his roommate say: “You can’t just call dibs on him.” He stayed barefoot on cold kitchen tile,…
